You guys, Fuck Face paid me on time and I didn’t even have to ask.
It’s only been 20 months?
So how have you been?
I’m sorry I’ve been avoiding you.
I’ve had a few setbacks in life, some illness that put me on my ass for two weeks, another bad date and major difficulties finding a second job.
On the bright side, I’m going to Cuba(!!), joined a kickball and volleyball league and went to my first Gators game (which was amazing!)
And I’ve completely stopped dating. For real this time I promise. It’s just not worth the energy.
I will say, Single Dad regularly asks me if he can come over and rub my back.
Clearly he doesn’t know how this “just friends” thing works.
Or maybe he’s really good at it?
I’ve decided to focus all my energy into having amazing experiences with my friends.
Gainesville round II is happening in a few weeks.
I do have one slight confession.
I drank a lot over the weekend in Gainesville (shut up, that’s not the confession) and made out with/canoodled a guy pretty much the whole time I was there. Nothing more happened, just a shared bed and a back rub. And really that’s all I want — like ever.
That’s perfectly acceptable right?
He lives far away and we both knew it was a one-night, drunken-stupor thing.
Oh this is a fun story.
I had a dream I crashed Fuck Face’s wedding (not that he’s getting married but I really don’t know) while wearing my wedding dress from our wedding. Awesome huh? I was so emotional when I woke up I almost cried on the treadmill during my morning workout.
So I blasted some hateful music, cursed his name and moved on.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed he keeps paying me on time so we don’t have to communicate.
Only four years left of payments!
Woohoo! (more like (#*$&!!)